dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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