So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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