Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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