how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
vagina is talking i cant
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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