what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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