Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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