I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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