I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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