idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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