It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
