Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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