I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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