This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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