I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize