Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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