im about as happy as oj after his trial
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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