I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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