but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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