jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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