He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
This baby is an asshole
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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