nut hugger
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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