sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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