hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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