Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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