i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Randomize
