I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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