do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
what day is it and did you see me today?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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