Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
This is my gift to your gina
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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