What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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