i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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