okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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