like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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