I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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