is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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