How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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