Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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