Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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