just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
do nipples grow back?
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