Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I want her autograph on my taint
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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