let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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