Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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