Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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