Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Randomize