READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Life is so much better after having sex.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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