Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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