do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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