you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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