small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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