So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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