Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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