Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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