OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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